OK - Muffino is (nearly) back in the house!!
And before I go any further, can I apologise profusely:
To those of you who have been wondering where the HELL I've disappeared to and why I've not replied to emails, please don't take it personally - I have been in the throes of a MUFFIN CRISIS

(having taken my eye off the financial ball a wee bitty too long), amongst other things, which has meant that, rightly or wrongly, I needed to quietly slip away for a while (hence not posting on the board). Rude and strange maybe, but such are the ways of the inscrutable Muffin. Consider it a period of stasis, some kind of metamorphosis, where I miraculously transform myself from a mere Muffin into a... well, actually, I'm still just plain ole El Muffino. I am truly gladdened by your interest in my well-being though, and am not worthy. "Bad Muffin, naughty Muffin, in your bed!!" (You have to be a dog person to understand that).
Anyway, I'm praying that I have found a partial solution to my MUFFIN CRISIS

, because I reeeeeeeeeeally want to be in Madrid with all my new homeys (and it would appear my 'good lady wife-to-be', Candy!! Who knew?), but at the moment things are still a bit sticky. My less-than-triumphal return is.... TOMORROW, Friday the 12th!! Yes, yes, I know that's not three weeks, even allowing for Eastern Muffin Time, but I fully intend to be late for my own funeral, so bear with me, OK? I'm not expecting palm leaves, garlands, or to be piped aboard (and seeing as Candy is safely in the States not even confetti...), but I would LOVE to finally catch up with anyone who's around this weekend. Sorry I missed the first VB game of the season, too. It's actually only 42 days since I last touched the hallowed ground of Madrid, but it feels like an age. I now have a beautiful Scottish tan (you may need glasses to reduce the glare from my "Ellie-moine's-a-point"-like complexion). I hope and assume all is well with everyone and that the heat there hasn't been too unbearable?
Right, Miss Candy will no doubt have something to say about my paragraph structuring, but frankly her poetry leaves something to be desired too - although the sentiment was appreciated. When is SHE coming back to Madrid, pray - hmm, hmm?
I apologise again for my impersonation of Lord Lucan (apart from the murdering bit - I mean his, not mine...) and I am really looking forward to seeing you all again A S A P!! I hope all your projects/lives/etc are going well, good luck, Tally Ho! pip pip and all that.
Besos where appropriate and manly hugs ditto.
See you soon!
Adrian
PS No graemlins either I'm afraid, but my bank manager has banned me from graemlinizing for a while....
PPS - I have refrained from referring to those Mu***s for fear that another occurence of the word will drag them excruciatingly higher in the seacrh engine rankings. Besides, I am Muffin to the "N" (like J to the Lo).
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
Woody Allen