I'm looking for some funny 'false friends' that people know.
I'll start off with the two most obvious:
-What's wrong with your nose? -"Estoy constipado" -Oh dear, sorry to hear about your toilet problems, now what's wrong with your nose? ***(esta constipado= to have a cold)
-"Estoy muy embarazada por lo que he visto" - (which translates as "I am very pregnant by what I have seen")
Internet lists of falsos amigos never seem to contain any funny ones, although there may be some potential humour in ropa/rope/clothes and carpeta/alfombra/carpet.
