absolutely nothing to do with spain nor spanish but wanted to post it is pretty funny...

Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. - Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man - Dum Gai
Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high!!! - No Bai Dam Thing!!
Did you go to the beach? - Wai Yu So Tan
I bumped into a coffee table - Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift - Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here - Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? - Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution - Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet - Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone - No Pah King
Do you know lyrics to the Macarena? - Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright - Yu So Dum
I got this for free - Ai No Pei
I am not guilty - Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer - Wai Go Nao?
Meeting was scheduled for next week - Wai You Kum Nao
They have arrived - Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight - Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile - Wa Shing Ka
He is a fat man - Wun Fat Gai

saludos,
jer...

German to English Translations of Car terms.

Indicators Die Blinkenleiten Tickentocken

Bonnet (Hood) Die Pullnob und knucklechopper

Exhaust Der Spitzenpoppenbangentuben

Clutch Die Kulink mit schlippen und schaken

Puncture Die Phlatt mit Bludy****en

Learner Die twatte mit ellplatz

Estate Car Der Bagmerroom furschagginkinauto

Parking Meter Der Tennerpinscher und Klockenqweer

Windscreen Wiper Der Flippenflappen muckenschpredder

Footbrake Der Edbangeronvindschreen Stoppenquick

Gear lever Bigenschticken fur Kangarooshtoppen

Breathalyser Die Puffitintem fur Pistenarsen

Rear View Mirror Der Yokhunter Tucklosen

Seat Belt Der Klunkinklikker Frauleintrapper

Headlights Das Dipperenderdazzlubastad

Exhaust (old cars) Der
Kaffenundschpitpolluter

Highway Code Der Wipenfurarsen

Fog Warning Die Puttenfootdownen und fukkit

Traffic jam Die Bluddifukkinnk Dammundblast

Rear Seat Der Schpringentester mit Fraulein

Tyres Flahttfarts

Backfire Der Lowdenbangenmekkenjumpen

Juggernaut Der Fukkengrett Trucken

Accident Der Bledinmess

Garage Der heiway Robberung

Cyclist Der pedallpushinink Pillocken

Skid Der Banannan Waltzen

Double White Lines Overtaken und Krunchen

Near Accident Der Fukken ner Schittenselfen


Cervantes

Yuk...

Please jer, when you find the time, could you make that post look a little better, its a little hard to read. sorry.

Cervantes

:jeje: :jeje: But very very funny (both of them)!!!!!!! :jeje: :jeje:

como se dice pelo sucio en chino- chin chan poo
come se dice mini falda en chino- che lo vi
:jeje: :jeje: :jeje: :jeje: :jeje:


this is actually a song I used to hear when I was little and this is all I remember

Irene

hey Cervantes, members can edit their own posts by clicking the icon above the post.

nice ones Irene :jeje:

saludos,
jer...