Hi, it's Totx again!

I don't know if you like my "Spangish" - English jokes. This one is really good but, as happened with the last joke, you almost need to know a litlle of SpanisH

Here you are! ...

A spaniard goes to a drugstore (pharmacy) and ask ...
- "Hola, �hay ampollas?".
And the american pharmacist replies ..
- "Yes, You're Pollas and I'm Peter"



Bye!

Almost fell off my chair on that one totx

Ok, here goes...

"ampollas" are "blister" but while the Spaniard says "hay ampollas", phonetically it sounds like "Hi I'm Pollas" in English (as if Pollas were his name) which in Spanglish would mean "I am Penises" (or is the plural of Penis, Peni? ). So, the pharmacist replies... "Yes, You're Pollas and I'm Peter"

"You are Penises and I'm Peter"

There seems to be a second joke here in that "Peter" is one (of many) slang terms in English for "Penis". Do you agree or am I reading too deeply into it? Or maybe I am just too tired since it is 3am here!

Saludos,
jer...

p.d. hey, doesn't the explanation of the joke just take all the fun out of it

hey Jer!

I didn't know that Peter was a slang term for Penis. I said Peter because it was the first English name that came to my mind.

Bye!

Hey totx, ya learn something new every day buddy!

Saludos,
jer...

p.d. Now tat we are on the subject though, "Willy" is another name/word that refers to the "pene".

Y'all forgot Dick.

Yeah Arnie but that was the obvious one

Saludos,
jer...

Johnson

Dork

Hey Vieve, I almost fell off my chair when I read your "Johnson"

I had totally forgotten about that one, guess I have been here too long When I read it my mind began to fill with those T-Shirts for Johnson Surf Wax with the dorky guy on them surrounded by women.

Hey Ben, you sure "Dork" is slang for "Penis"? I thought it just meant "Geek" or "Dweeb".

Saludos,
jer...

p.d. Is it me or is this thread really deteriorating What started with an innocent joke by totx has become scandal Jejejeje!

jer,

>>>Hey Ben, you sure "Dork" is slang for "Penis"?<<<

Yes, I am sure. Positive, in fact

I can rattle off a whole list for you if you want

Ben
pbchamp@intercom.net

Jer...

glad i could amuse! i couldn't bear to write anymore than that one word... it's often hard to tell the gender of people on the board, and i felt like i might have been the only girl who was contributing to the list... but it was the t-shirts that popped into my head

Vieve

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originally posted by Vieve:
[qb]Jer...

glad i could amuse! i couldn't bear to write anymore than that one word... it's often hard to tell the gender of people on the board, and i felt like i might have been the only girl who was contributing to the list... but it was the t-shirts that popped into my head

Vieve[/qb]

Why did the teeshirt pop into the toilet vieve? Oh I see....you don't mean "head"!
(this is getting ridiculous!!!!!!)

Annual Nymphomaniac Convention...

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, "Business trip or vacation?"

She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use my experience to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he smiled. "What myths are those?"

"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed when, in fact, it's the Spanish who are most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that the French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent. We have found that the best potential lovers in all categories is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became uncomfortable and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said. "I really shouldn't be discussing this with you; I don't even know your name."

�Manuel the man said.�Manuel Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba".

OK.. might as well keep this ridiculous but funny thread going with my 2 cents worth (don't know what that is in euros. sorry):

Did anyone see that hilarious interview with Tom Cruise on Spanish TV where he goes on about how much he loves his Pene???? I wonder how many people in this world have loved his Pene????

I will leave it up to Jer to explain that one to you all......