How curious! Here I've been told an slightly different version of Arnie's joke; it skips the woman being a nymphomaniac, she's just a doctor on sexology, who has recently completed a study on penises; finding that the thickest and longest ones were those of the Arabs and the Basques respectively, and so immediately after learning that the man says: "oh! excuse me, let me introduce myself, Abderraman Zubizarreta."
Posts: 627 | Location: Brussels | Registered: 16 December 2001
Yeh okay okay, I know its a long time late to be posting on this topic. But I made a big boo boo this week!! I was introduced to someone as Falo, so that is what I have been calling him for the past few months. Someone kindly told me that actually his name is Felo...... and for months I�ve been calling him Penis!!! Well how was I to know!!!
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That rule number is now imprinted!!! Just tell me.... how long do I need to leave it before I go back into the local bar!!! Ooooohhhh the shame!!! Maybe I could wing it by pretending I was calling him Big Boy!!!! No.... that ain�t gonna work!!!!
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Can't believe I'm joining what must be the most bizarre (and informative) thread going . . . But its reminded me of my favourite line from the play/movie Shirley Valentine, by Willy Russell:
(Scene: Four young women sitting in a bar discussing the clitoris) Shirley: When I was younger I thought it was pronounced Cli-tohr-is. Friend: That sounds nicer that. Like it could be a name. Shirley: Oh yeah. Like Lady Cli-tohr-is Smith. "Hi Cli-tohr-is, how are you doing?" . . . Well why not? How many men do you know called Dick?
Glory, glory to the hibees . . .
Posts: 217 | Location: Madrid | Registered: 19 April 2002
Un abogado de Washington DC esta cazando patos en los altiplanos de Nuevo Mexico. Levanta su escopeta, dispara, y cae un pato, pero al otro lado de la muralla que separa el coto de caza con un campo agricultural.
El abogado empieza a subir la muralla cuando el campesino dice, "no puedes entrar, es propriedad privada. Ademas, acabo de sembrar la tierra y no quiero que usted pise la semillas."
El abogado dice que es un abogado muy poderoso y va a recoger su pato. Si no, ira a las cortes y sacara todas las posesiones del campesino.
El campesino dice "pues viene un juez cada cuatro meses. Usted tendra que esperarle, o volver en unos meses. Ademas, tenemos otros modos de resolver problemas, la dichosa 'Ley the los Tres Golpes'. Usted tiene el reclamo, entonces le doy tres golpes con el pie. Despues, usted me de tres golpes con el pie, hasta que se concede uno de nosotros."
El abogado piensa "este viejo no me parece muy fuerte, y voy al gimnasio." Dice "de acuerdo!"
El campsino viene al abogado, y le da golpes de pie sucesivos en las rodillas, el estomago, y las nalgas, hasta se cae el abogado en la tierra, cara abajo.
El abogado se levanta, furioso. Dice, "ahora es mi turno, y te voy a matar con los tres golpes."
En este momento, el campesino dice, "bueno, yo concedo, recoge su pato."
"An honest man is always a child" - Socrates ...no wonder I'm so immature!
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