And in the English newspapers!!! I may not be able to understand some of the jokes on this thread but I was able to read Bookladys post above!!!! Must be true then, eh
________________________________________ Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional
En un metro en la hora punta, la gente va como sardinas en lata y una chica le dice a un tio : - Por favor, se podria apartar un poco ? Tiene usted algo duro dentro del pantalon que me esta apretando el muslo. - Oh, perdon, es que llevo el sobre con mi paga. - Pues usted debe tener un trabajo cojonudo, porque le han aumentado el sueldo tres veces desde la ultima parada.
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Posts: 70 | Location: Madrid Spain | Registered: 24 June 2003
A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." She replies, "if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221.
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Posts: 70 | Location: Madrid Spain | Registered: 24 June 2003
businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It identifies that American Indians have the longest average penis and Polish men have the biggest average diameter. By the way, my name is Jill. What's yours?" He coolly replies, "Tonto Kawalski, nice to meet you"
Posts: 70 | Location: Madrid Spain | Registered: 24 June 2003
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
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Posts: 70 | Location: Madrid Spain | Registered: 24 June 2003
La ONU acaba de finalizar la encuesta m�s grande de su historia. La pregunta fue: " Por favor, diga honestamente qu� opina de la escasez de alimentos en el resto del mundo."
Los resultados no han podido ser m�s desalentadores, la encuesta ha sido un total fracaso... Los europeos no entendieron qu� significaba "escasez", los africanos en general no sab�an que eran "alimentos", los argentinos no entendieron qu� significaba "por favor", los norteamericanos preguntaban qu� era "el resto del mundo", los cubanos extra�ados ped�an que les explicaran que era "opini�n", y en el Congreso Espa�ol aun se debate que es "honestamente".
Sin mosqueos!!!
My name is Lucca, I live on the second floor...
Posts: 51 | Location: Madrid | Registered: 31 August 2003
Este es un hombre que viene lleno de heridas, ara�azos y magulladuras. En eso que se encuentra a un amigo, el cual le pregunta: �Qu� te ha pasado? Nada, que vengo de enterrar a mi suegra. �Y por eso vas lleno de heridas?, le pregunta el amigo asombrado. A lo que el hombre responde: �Es que no se dejaba!
Llega una pareja de unos 35 A�OS a un restaurante, el se�or muy contento sienta a su acompa�ante y luego se sienta �l, luego le dice al mesero: - Para empezar nos traes algo de picar y nos pones a enfriar una botella de cava. - �Y a su se�ora que le pongo? - A mi se�ora le pones un fax y le dices estoy en una reuni�n de negocios....
Posts: 70 | Location: Madrid Spain | Registered: 24 June 2003
Llega el sufrido marido a casa, y se encuentra a su mujer con su mejor amigo en la cama: - Pero..!! Tu, mi amada esposa, aqui en el lecho del deshonor con el que crei mi mejor amigo, impudica!! Y tu, asqueroso gusano, de esta forma pagas la confianza que en ti deposite, mancillando mi honor y.... PERO... QUEREIS DEJAR DE JODER Y ATENDERME UN POQUITO!!!
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Posts: 70 | Location: Madrid Spain | Registered: 24 June 2003
but I was able to read Bookladys post above!!!! Must be true then, eh 
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