(Note: some of this is Mexican. Perhaps someone would like to try the phone number given at the end and report back. Stephen)

SPANISH FOR GRINGOS - THE SMART GRINGO GUIDE:

If you are a gringo and don't know how to speak Spanish, don't despair!!, the Smart Gringo Guide will be helpful in your learning. For instance,
we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're going to see the difference and how easy is to speak fluent Spanish !!:

Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm going to have a dinner
N L C John = en el sill�n = on the armchair.
Be a hope and son = viejo panz�n = fat old man.
Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cag� = Little John chickened out.
S toy tree stone = estoy trist�n = I'm kind of sad.
Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags.
Desk can saw = descansa = (you) rest.
As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
The head the star mall less tan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.
See eye = si hay = yes we have.
T n s free o ? = tienes fr�o ? = are you cold?
Tell o boy ah in cruise tar ! = Te lo voy a incrustar! = I'm gonna take you for a ride !!
Be a has r when there us = viejas arguenderas = arguing bitches
Come at a lost ugh wack cat tess = comete los aguacates = eat the avocados
Kit at tell loss war at chess = quitate los guaraches = take off your sandals
Ball add the pay jazz sad us = bola de payasadas = Silly stuff.
S taz pen the ho = estas pendejo = you are an *******.
T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.
Pooh row ped o = puro pedo = its all bull shit
Rascal p tow = rasca el pito = scratch the dick
Mass car eat a saw grad ah = mascarita sagrada = name of famous wrestler in Mexico.
S toy as tall a mad re = Estoy hasta la madre = I'm fed up

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My posting has been censored! The missing word is an anagram of hessola ... Stephen

Jejejeje, that would be the multimadrid auto-filter for "potty mouths" :jeje:

Saludos,
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